You’ve heard about the No Christmas Celebration but, what’s it about? You just need to think of all those occasions when, no matter if you wanted it or not, you had to go to a relative’s for dinner on Christmas Eve to be able to understand the reason behind this celebration. Especially now, that you start buying quinoa at the supermarket and you think of yourself as mature enough to turn down your aunt’s invitation and accept that of Stacy Cruz, Liya Silver and Florane Russell. We can’t blame you; anyone would have gone for an orgy instead of having some eggnog by the fire. And if you feel a bit down for not getting a sweater like every other Christmas, your Secret Santas will give you not only a masturbator, but also a vaginal creampie with Florane. Merry No Christmas vrporners.